Greetings fellow perverts, provocateurs and playthings-
Welcome to my heavenly body of incorporeal encounters, I am very excited to make your acquaintance. Tell me about your dreams and desires – your aspirations of fulfillment and delight. My purpose here is to help you attain these aspirations while we ascend together into pure bliss. I want nothing more than to facilitate and join you on your journey to freedom from the world’s current state of chaos.
My life is full of exploration and adventure, I am a woman of enterprise and intelligence. I tend to maintain a full schedule occupied with several projects and outlets for my endless desire for creativity and understanding, therefore planning ahead is the most favorable method of acquiring my attention and companionship. My time is finite and valuable, therefore I choose to spend it in conditions that I feel are the most meaningful in capacity with my devoted friends that I absolutely adore. Long term rapport is where I find that my relationships flourish the most.
My offerings are eclectic yet all carry the same theme: absolute satisfaction and erotic erudition. I truly believe there is something to gain from each experience we encounter during our short, precious time on this world. Why not spend it doing what we love? We deserve to honor ourselves by filling our spiritual cups with the most sumptuous experiences imaginable. I have my vessel in hand and am boundlessly ready to pour.
Won’t you join me?
I’ve spent a great deal of time researching and deciding what is best and prudent for myself and for my clients regarding Covid-19. In order to continue providing sexy, safe lifelong memories I have decided to instill the following non-negotiable guidelines:
All clients will be required to shower at the beginning of our appointment, you will be instructed to leave your belongings in the bathroom and I will provide a clean robe for you to enter in. Refusal to do so will result in immediate end of the session and forfeiture of any deposit or donations previously received. If you begin to develop symptoms or receive a positive COVID test after a session, I ask that you inform me as soon as possible so that I can cancel any planned engagements and prevent any possible spread, and of course I will reciprocate.
I cannot see folks who:
- Have experienced any of the following symptoms in the last 2 weeks: fever of 100.4 degrees Fahrenheit or more, shortness of breath, dry cough, new loss of taste or smell, chills, body aches, sore throat, fatigue, headache, congestion, runny nose, nausea, or diarrhea.
- If you over the age of 65 or are a part of any other high risk groups I will see you if you are fully vaccinated.
- Have seen another provider in the last 7 days.
- Have participated in events with more than 10 people, been in public around any number of people without wearing a mask, or share common space with folks who have engaged in such behavior in the past 7 days.
If you do not meet my requirements at this time, you are welcome to pre-screen for a future date, just mention it in your booking form.
-Covid-19 Cancellation Policy-
I want everyone to be happy, healthy, safe and sexy – I sincerely do; but I feel that people, especially during touring have been abusing my compassion and understanding around last minute illness cancellations. So here is the deal: If you have to cancel (48 hours notice) and you really feel sick, I will ask for a $100 cancel fee. If you send me a screenshot of a Covid-19 test result, positive or negative results with your name and a test date within 48 hours of our original appointment on it I will allow 100% of the fee to be saved as credit toward a new session which can be used for up to 1 year after original date.
If you have to cancel I ask that you give me a 48 hour notice. If that isn’t possible I will require a $100 cancel fee, 50% of which will be saved as credit toward a future session up to a year after the original date. A gift from my Amazon Wish List is suggested but not required.